THE SCREECHLESS GUINEA JARsusanbergman2019-10-06T19:08:20+00:00
The Screechless Guinea Jar
In living form, this delightful (albeit stupid) bird
produces an incessant high-pitched serenade.
But this screechless Guinea, only slightly abstracted from the real thing,
allows the neighbors to sleep in quiet comfort.
Silently it will store precious items such as tobacco, spare change,
old concert tickets, and wilted corsages.