The McTuskie Twins Champagne Cooler
Weary of rooting for insects and tubers,
convinced that a far more luxurious life awaited them,
the McTuskie twins raided a local freezer,
filled their belly with ice cubes, and stowed away on a nearby Cessna
that just happened to be owned by Mick Jagger.
Champagne, and unlikely friendships, ensued.