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Conjoined Ungulates Champagne Cooler
Tyberius and Kristoffer embarked on their trek across the Alps
without once practicing a backward gait.
Luckily, their inherent grace and wry wit helped them over the trickiest spots.
That, and an unending supply of chilled champagne,
assured they would remain lifetime companions.